• Sure, I'll Join Your Cult

  • A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere
  • By: Maria Bamford
  • Narrated by: Maria Bamford
  • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (981 ratings)

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Sure, I'll Join Your Cult

By: Maria Bamford
Narrated by: Maria Bamford
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Publisher's summary

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

From “weird, scary, ingenious” (The New York Times) stand-up comedian Maria Bamford, a brutally honest and hilariously frenetic memoir about show business, mental health, and the comfort of rigid belief systems—from Dale Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People, to Suzuki violin training, to Richard Simmons, to 12-step programs.

Maria Bamford is a comedian’s comedian (an outsider among outsiders) and has forever fought to find a place to belong. From struggling with an eating disorder as a child of the 1980s, to navigating a career in the arts (and medical debt and psychiatric institutionalization), she has tried just about every method possible to not only be a part of the world, but to want to be a part of it.

In Bamford’s signature voice, Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult, brings us on a quest to participate in something. With sincerity and transparency, she recounts every anonymous fellowship she has joined (including but not limited to: Debtors Anonymous, Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous, and Overeaters Anonymous), every hypomanic episode (from worrying about selling out under capitalism to enforcing union rules on her Netflix TV show set to protect her health), and every easy 1-to-3-step recipe for fudge in between.

Singular and inimitable, Bamford’s memoir explores what it means to keep going, and to be a member of society (or any group she’s invited to) despite not being very good at it. In turn, she hopes to transform isolating experiences into comedy that will make you feel less alone (without turning into a cult following).

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Editorial Review

A humorous and painful path to self-love
Comedian and actress Maria Bamford ( Lady Dynamite, Teenage Euthanasia) has tried everything—12-step programs, How to Win Friends and Influence People, even Richard Simmons—to heal from trauma, manage her mental illnesses, and find a place in the world. In this candid memoir, Bamford invites listeners into her inner life battling the intrusive thoughts brought on by her OCD, making peace with past versions of herself, and navigating a tumultuous journey to self-acceptance. As emotionally challenging as her story is to listen to at times, make no mistake—this listen is masterfully designed for audio enjoyment with a unique soundscape and Bamford’s talented voice acting. —Rachael X., Audible Editor

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Beautiful

Such a wonderful listen, immediately restarted upon finishing it the first time. I could not get enough. It's definitely meant to be an audible book read by Maria. She did such an amazing job.

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The best gift I ever gave myself

After scouring the internet for every Maria Bamford clip, set, special, series, and full-length presentation to mental healthcare professionals that I could find as a real fan - she went ahead and wrote me an entire book. 7 hours of Maria that I saved to listen to on my 30-minute solo walk once a week and now that I’ve reached the end, I have to decide how long I wait before I start again at the top. I don’t want to spoil it for myself by listening again all the way through too soon.

I was high on this exceptional comedy memoir just 30 minutes in, and actually I tried to leave a review. Audible wouldn’t let me. I knew at that point that I had a priceless jem in my ears, but they thought I needed to be further into this book before I could be sure I would recommend this beautifully transparent, insightful, and hi-larious listen to every woman I know. 10 out of 10, best Audible I’ve ever bought. And I’m a 100% Ear-read individual. Thank you, Maria, for your book and your performance of said book. Everyone who’s anyone loves you!

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Wonderful!

I love this book so much! Maria Branford’s writing feeds my soul. I hope she writes another book one day, unless she doesn’t want to. Then I hope she doesn’t.

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Best and Brightest

I thoroughly enjoyed this. I bought the hard cover too. Honest, laugh out loud funny. I realize she is the most gifted standup of her generation, on a level with what Lily Tomlinson was doing back in the 1970s and 80s, but she’s also the funniest writer I’ve read since the late Nora Ephron. I hope they keep paying her $150,000 to write more. Next time they should pay her $500,000.

This would also make a great movie too, or short form series on HBO—from little girl in Duluth with the sister and mom, to standup on her way to LA in a manic episode in the beat up compact car, Would be a total delight. Maria Bamford is a total delight.

And while I am at it, why doesn’t Judd Apatow produce a show where Maria stars as her mother alongside Margaret Cho as her mother? They are the two best characters ever on stage and I want to see that.

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Buy this book, just do it already

Maria is beyond words. Amazing, Hilarious, Smart, Sharp all fail miserably to describe her. This audiobook is a gift... pure joy to have her chatting in my ears for the duration. Buy it already!

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Hilarious and truly insightful

In my opinion, Maria Bamford
Is an original. She’s hilarious. She’s one of a kind. In this book she shares her journey of ups and downs and many times she shares insight into being an adult! I think I’m going to share this with my daughter,
Like “see, NO ADULT has it figured out.”
Thank you,

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Everything I had hoped for!

Maria is a true gem. If you love her stand up, you’ll love this book. It’s real, it’s vulnerable, and most of all it’s FUNNY.

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Divine

Hilarious, insightful, raw, informative and relatable. I adored this audiobook and am grateful to my friend who highly recommended it

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Wonderful book

I’m a fan of Maria but would have loved this just the same if I’d never heard of her. I am always impressed with her talent for voice acting and impressions, and the way the story is organized is perfectly suited for one with a short attention span and mental illness (ie me.) great job, Bamford!

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Loved it, of course.

If you’re a Maria Bamford fan (which you ought to be), then you know how good this audiobook is going to be before you even press play. Yes, it’s as fabulous as you think it’s going to be. It’s pure Maria: honest, insightful, and of course, *extremely* funny. Having the author read it is luscious frosting on top of the already-delicious cake.

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